As a constantly-fatigued college student bearing the crippling world (like the Greek legend of Atlas) of rapidly-increasing inflation, I work two jobs AND am pursuing an education. So, if you send me an "envelope of sardines" and I lack the proper etiquette to respond within the hour, please don't sue me. I will get back to you faster than you can say "Slow Notion" at least 2.3 billion times... or in other words: as soon as I can.